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Here is a list of things I found (and maybe just thought I found?) while digging in the snow.
Here is a list of things I found (and maybe just thought I found?) while digging in the snow the past few days:
- Rocks (many rocks in many different shapes and many different sizes and I ate about three)
- Very sad looking grass (I ate about three)
- Frozen rabbit skeleton (tried to chew on but hurt mouth)
- Leaves (sad looking (I ate about three)
- More snow (so much (where does it all come from/go?)
- Ice (licked for a very long time, regretfully)
- Less snow (this was a strange turn of events)
- A can
- Another can
- A third can
- There have been far too many cans
- What I thought was a fourth can but actually turned out to be another rock (again, many rocks)
- Part of a plastic shovel that did not do a good job being a shovel maybe
- Part of a rodent tail (not Rob (the squirrel)’s, thankfully)
- An apple?
- Nope, not an apple
- I do not know what that was
- It was definitely not an apple
- Whatever it was upset my stomach
- A good place to take a nap
- A bad place to take a nap
- More ice (licking occurred again)
- Twigs that are frozen solid (reserved for chewing at a later date)
- Very flat leaves
- What looks like deer fur
- Wait…
- Where is he?
- The deer across the river?
- Where?
- He has been here, has he not?
- Maybe he did not survive the storm
- There is more fur…
- …but not enough to make me believe the deer across the river met his demise
- He is somewhere nearby
- I can almost smell him
- I found the river
- The river is mostly ice
- I do not see any fish
- I do not see the deer
- Did the deer abscond with all the fish?
- Why would he do this?
- Because he knows I like fish, that is why
- I will wait for him to return
- …
- …
- …
- I fell asleep?
- He has not returned
- Dumpster snow
- An actual apple
- So many apples
- Why are there so many apples in this snowy dumpster
- I will eat them
- The deer
- These are my apples
- Please
- Leave me alone
- What a horrible sound
- Why do you make this sound?
- How?
- Running
- Forever running
- I do not like the snow
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Here is a list of things to do in the snow.
The forest has been lucky enough to get a little bit of snow recently. It is always nice to see the colors of the forest shift in such soft seeming ways when snow drops on everything around. Trees, the ground, rocks, and even forest creatures carry the snowy coats until it all melts away.
There are a many things you can do in the snow that you simply cannot do without the snow:
- Bury your paws into the soft ground
- Roll around
- Doodling
- Change your fur color (black to white for me)
- Wear water
- Leave very obvious trails
- See a white squirrel
- Trip on things that are covered in snow
- I am sorry, white squirrel
- There are several white squirrels
- They scattered
- Now they are in a tree?
- Squirrels, I am sorry, I did not see you
- Throw snow that in shaped into tiny balls
- No those are rocks
- Throw snow covered rocks
- Please stop throwing snow covered rocks at me
- Please
- This is not fun
- I do not like the snow
- I hate the snow
- Please leave, snow
- I am going to run back to my cave where there is no snow or squirrels or snow covered rocks or anything like that
- They are chasing me
- Stop
- Please
- Leave me alone
- Avoid it
- You can avoid the snow
- You can avoid the snow by going somewhere that is covered and will not let the snow inside
- Like my cave
- The squirrels are here?
- How did they get here so quickly?
- They have snow?
- There is so much snow in my cave?
- How did it get here?
- Did they bring it?
- Please, stop throwing snow and snow covered rocks at me
- Run
- Hide in this dumpster
- No snow in here
- No squirrels
- Everything is okay
- Sleep here
- Wake up here
- Squirrels?
- How did they find me?
- Why is there snow here now?
- Please
- Run
Snow is terrible, and everything about it is terrible. I do not recommend being around snow.
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