You chose to s l e e p

Sweat

Heave

Pant

Cry

Badger pirates. They attack. You fight them off. All ten badger pirates. They are all named Thomas. They bite. They chew.

They

Eat

You roll around.

You try to escape.

Too many badgers.

Such a silly name.

For a badger.

You

Thomas

Thomases

Thomaseseseseseseseseseseessesesesese

Thom

They do not deserve a nickname

Thomas

You choose to…

1 thought on “You chose to s l e e p”

allthoughtswork July 29, 2014 at 7:08 pm

This is a hysterical blog idea. Annoying, but hysterical. I choose to hibernate.

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