A worm? Sure. I am certain that being a worm instead of a bear will work out well for you. Never has the experience of a bear been as interesting, engaging, or important as that of a worm. Nobody even uses worms as a metaphor for a near-nothing existence, a creature of so little value that it drowns when it rains. Nobody even thinks about worms like that. Worms are great. They are better than bears, in fact!
You choose to…