Hello, person pretending to be a circus bear. I hope you enjoyed your time seeing how the world is through the eyes of a tortured, captive animal. Hopefully you had a laugh or a tear or an anything that merits any kind of an emotion. If you did not, I am sorry. Maybe you should try another website for your entertainment needs. There are quite a few from which to pick.

In case you were wondering, this is the secret ending to “Boris the Boris the Bear’s Circus Adventure Extravaganza of Suffer for Lonely, No”. It is the only ending that does not put you back into the loop of suffering that Boris experiencing on a daily basis.

So what do you get for finding this ending? Not much, really. But to be fair, you did not do much to find it. You just clicked on some stuff. Good job, I guess. I do not mean to belittle the time you spent playing this choose-your-own-adventure story, but I really cannot offer much for you here.

I guess I can just give you this link to Boris the Bear’s Twitter account. You can experience his endless suffering in 140 character statements.

Well, that is all I have for you. Have a great day, and thank you for reading!

-MJF