Okay, you are good and stretched out. Trust me. Your joints feel loose and relaxed. Any more stretching might actually feel strange or bad. What if something pokes out of a socket or something? You should stop stretching. It is not like you are going to moving all that much anyway. You are a bear, not an Olympic running bear.

You choose to…

• …leave your cave.
• …contemplate your existence.
• …despite all logic, continue stretching.