You begin to growl and hum and make odd sounds with your mouth nose. All of this is done in the name of entertaining a bored, tired baby bird. Your performance is graceful and intriguing considering your effort, but you are not the most gifted singer in the forest. That title actually goes to birds. This baby bird, ideally, should be singing to you. Alas, you continue and give it your all, but ultimately your song falls flat.
You are a bear, not a singing bear.
You choose to…