Why? Go somewhere else on the internet if you want to pretend to be something else. There is a whole thing here to help you pretend to be a bear, and you just want to pretend to be something else off a whim? Are you trying to upset me? I do not mean to seem so offended, but it is sort of rude of you to be so presumptuous.

You choose to…

• …be a decent person and go try being a bear again.
• …pretend you are a frog.
• …pretend you are a worm.
• …pretend you are a bird.