He thanks you for your kind offering. He begins to eat the garbage with you. Upon feeling the welcome you and Rob (the squirrel) (kind of) offer him, the raccoon makes you an amazing offer. He tells you that raccoon society has recently collapsed. He explains that they are in need of a new leader, but to trust another raccoon with something that no raccoon has ever done successfully is downright silly. He asks if you are able to accept the job. He asks you to be king of the raccoons. He tells you it would be an honor to serve you and your kingship as you lead the raccoon species into a new era of prosperous garbage pickings and bear-like rule. He pulls a tiny crown from one of the crevices of his skin. He kneels before you and offers it to you.
You choose to…
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