Keep it simple. Name things how they are called and the world will just explain itself. This is the logic you use as you don the glorious name of Baby Bird to the baby bird. There was no need for frivolous assignments of words. What did they even mean anyway? You were just a bear, right? This was just a baby bird. A wonderful baby bird, sure, but just a baby bird. How would you not get it confused with other baby birds? Easy, by simply knowing this baby bird better than any other baby bird so that when you called “Baby Bird” it would know exactly who was speaking at that moment.

Baby bird.

Such a simple, good name.

You choose to…

• …get the baby bird to learn its new name.