You chose to roll around.

Realizing that sitting on some ants and wiggling about would only put you at greater risk of getting a bunch of ants in your nose, you decide to roll around in an attempt to rid the ants from your body, sending them from whence they came. You hurl your bear body all about, tumbling and rolling all over the ground, further flattening the anthill and tracking loose dirt and bits of grass all around. It is a very messy sight. You can feel the ants rolling with you, clinging to your fur and skin and causing this whole experience to be very not nice.

You choose to…