You did not get ants in your nose. Instead, you rolled into the river by accident. You hit the surface with a hard splash, sending ants and water all around the forest floor. The ants, you hope, are fine. Surely they can swim? You look around to see that they can, at the very least, float very well.
You get out of the river. The deer across the river is there, giving you a mocking glance. Surely he is quite satisfied by your brief moment of weakness. You scoff at him and make your way back to your cave.
You did not get ants in your nose.
You are a bear.
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