You chose to keep rolling and think about water and how lovely and necessary it is and how much it would help right now.

Water.

Water.

Water.

Water would help you right now and you decide to torture yourself with the image of water and you think about how all these ants would just go away and be gone forever if you could find some water to jump into and then they would swim away and you would swim away and you would all laugh about how big of a misunderstanding this whole event was.

And then you feel a big rock.

Because you hit a big rock.

You open your eyes to see the rock to find ants covering your eyes and crawling into your mouth and…

your nose.

You got ants in your nose.

You choose to…

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