As you back away from the bag, you hear a kind of hissing sound from behind you. You turn around to investigate. The moving bag is there, but it is ripped open, spewing forth several vicious baby opossums. The baby opossums leap upon your bear fur and begin a vicious campaign of nibbling at your bear skin. It does not hurt a whole lot, but it certainly does not make you feel safe.
You are a bear.
A bear being nibbled by baby opossums.
You are an unsafe bear.