You chose to jump to the river and swim to the deer across the river.

Defying all logic and reason, you decide to swim across the river to get a good, close look at the deer across the river. Maybe it is to save your pride? Maybe you are hoping the ants will spread to him? Maybe you will–

He headbutts you with his horrible horns, which pierce your tough fur as they strike your neck. You fall back into the river, covered in ants and oozing red water from your neck. You have made many poor decisions.

While drowning, you can feel tiny pinches inside your nose.

There are definitely ants in there.

You definitely got some ants in your nose.

You choose to…